chak de india ...

"Humare hockey mein chakke nahin hai ".....the message is loud and clear .SRK rocks ...anybody who hates cricket rocks!

I loved every bit of the movie ,and throughout I felt the movie was made for a sucker like me .

You wont see SRK opening up his arms doing the bahon mein chale aao ,thing .Instead the man emotes beautifully in the beautifully made movie .There was so much of truth in it like the region divide ,the lack of team work ,the "senior " attitude ,the groupisim ,the gruelling workouts,the bad lodging conditions, the winning of the world cup !

however like all SRK movies ,this movie too make u laugh ,makes u cry and u also end up beliveing in everything that he stands for .

There were times that I actually wanted to jump out of my seat ,scream for the team ,whistle and do god knows what not !!!

boss picture dekh le ....hockey needs it in this country .....be a sport !

Good booze + pirated DVD = great weekend

Saturday 2 bottles of Sula white wine...American pie -I,II & III
Sunday 1 bottle of Sula Red ,3 pegs of Chivas American pie IV
Great weekend !

supari !

Just read this morning that the cops have nabbed 4 sharp shooters and foiled their plans to eliminate Himesh Reshamiya .....

I never knew gangsters had taste for good music !

now a perfume by Shilpa...

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am lost for words !!!

by the way ,what was wrong with 'rain' ?

Mysteries of the Universe....

Y is Anil Kapoor called Anil Kapoor...when he should have been actually named Hairy Baweja ....

I was watching Nayak (incase n e of u have heard of it ) on TV and saw him doing chaddi mein damdoom ..that fight sequence was actually inspired movies like Rambo 3 and Matrix...God !

Hairs the way to go maaan !

TAJ MAHAL V/S HAKKA NOODLES

OK so the power of 'population ' and 'SMS' has given shipla shetty a reason to live .... she also went on to make enough, to open Udpi joints in London ,New york and Paris !

Y not vote and save the Taj...else the Chinkees are going to vote Hakka noodles,Chicken Schezwan, manchurian balls ,peking dumplings,Talu mein ,wanton soup,lung fung ... as the seven wonders of the world .And u know the power of ' population' can make this happen !

Tho jaago bhai log and sms 4567 <> ,so that on 07-07-07 TAJ can be declared as one of the 7 wonders.....

John Travolta ....the come back kid !

Ok so the prodigal son returns after an Hiatus….so hi at you too……..

Actually ,the other day I met zonal ,saurabh,ranz and a physically handicraft young man ,who by now must be in the US of A .Saurabh ne kuch aisa bol diya ke I felt very hurt…. that I am not around for my ‘fans ‘.I actually suffered from a major cardiac dislocation…. bole tho tabeech decide kiya ke I have make a come back ….

I read Prof’s (Rohan Shivkumar Sunderarajan ..urff Prof )bolg on the BNRC thing… and let me tell u that the event pissed me off totally …was using people to enhance your career prospects not enough that some people have tried to use the club…! Disgusting man …prof ,our man has not realized he has just done …the court is prime property man and exposing the place to politicians …wow ! u wait and watch….
Anyways ….

Adventures of prof in Germany….cool !..if sonu’s and sau’s project has been completed and if they were paid for it ..how about some daaru ,shaaru ,paaru !...ranz should get over his obsession of autos…kya pata saale ne auto chalane ka license bhi liya hoga …oye sardar bol.

For those who haven’t read it in the papers or watched it on some news channel ,let me update you that “ I have changed “ ……jobs actually .Bole tho Radio mein photo bhi foto dekha public ne ... I fly the Good times now !

C R I C K E T....

Of the million reasons for our much expected failure ,the one that takes the cake is ...."We lost because of Indira Gandhi and hold your breath..Hanuman " ...Indira Gandhi because of the Bangladesh partition and Hanuman for the trashing that he had given the lankans long ago.

The two nations had not forgotten this and were waiting for the appropriate time to strike with full and total vengeance...

Jokes apart ,I sincerely think that the maddess that's surrounds this game should stop.I for one hold a personal grudge against the game, because of this stupid game every other sport in this country is grossly ignored...Hockey being our national game is in the pits,there has been no conscious effort in this country to save the game ,can you believe that there are not more than 5 astroturf's in india to play hockey !Players still practise either on grass or some tarmac .I think hockey is currently the fastest game besides ice hockey ,of course .Its definitely more thrilling than cricket but due the fuckol exposure that the game gets ..its where it is today.
I knew Zafar Iqbal who once was the captain of the indian team and he along with Mohammed Shaihd could tear apart the best defence in the world....and take a wild guess how much they used to be paid for every domestic tournament Rs.135/- and meals !! Stay would always be in some school dormitory and this is 1989-1990 that I am talking about.
Badminton ,we had Padukone Prakash the All England and World champion...ask anyone who this guys is and chances are they will tell you Deepika padukone ka baap hai !

I read another article which said a Rocky 3 type approach should be there to instill hunger back into the Indian team...it spoke of how Rockey started off and when the comforts of the good life came in he lost the fire , similarly the Indian team needs to go back to the time when they had the fire in their belly and were trying to secure a place in the team.
Today the "COMFORTS" have seeped in .Boys who would carry their kit on their bicycles have 4 wheel drives to take them around , few of them actually want to go back the very grounds that tarined and nourished them ,instead they wait for the next training camp that happens ...and instead of some good desi massages they opt for delicate darlings at some fancy spa .These jokers are more bothered about the next days commercial shoot than the game itself in the sense that they have to ensure that they have no injuries ,no sun tan(for gods sake! ) etc etc

Show me one professional in our team who can be retained for future 'use' ,who should be allowed to play cricket...None I tell you .For the money that these guys make out of cricket they cannot afford to not perform...the money they earn makes the professional...professional who cannot make mistakes ...professional who have to deliver one time ,every time...

Like the ad says Eat ,drink and sleep cricket ,only difference is that while the public in general eat and drink while cricket is on ,the circketers actually sleep !

Wont you agree that laying Ganguly off for a year and half has done wonders to his game..I mean look at the man ,he is on fire !...I think its time we packed off the Dhoni's and tendulkars to vanvaas..maybe it would do them some good.

Also ,for heaven's lets not blame the coach entirely for the way these jokers perform on the Field.

on privilege leave

My first PL in 5 years..............am two days into it and am totally lost.Unemployed till the 26th...would like to announce that I am available for all kinds of odd and even jobs !please to contact.

jaan shaan gaan !

Most of you know that I survived the blast on the local last year .Some overhead luggage racks didnt.....

After the blast,and much brain storming sessions , someone in the Railways put on his thinking cap and came up with this master stroke of getting rid of the overhead luggage racks .After all it was these very militant racks played surrogate mother's to the pressure cooker bombs..Brilliant!

I ,for one am against this fuckol idea of getting rid of the racks ,as it only adds to my unending perils of travelling in the locals...imagine we had to smell arm pits ,put up with millions of silent stealth 'stinkers',listen the deadliest of Gaali combinations..etc etc and now u also have to carry your own Boja !I feel sorry for the students with their Bags and baggage's who sometimes stand all the way from Borivali gaon to Churchgate...

So now Mr.Railways ,its ok if the bombs are placed under our seats uh ?

Saala gaand jaye par jaan na jaye ?Kya thought process hai ..brilliant baap.

John Cruise

Yup u can call me that !

Wonderful wonderful experience ,we (24 of us ) started partying at about 8 pm eat-drank-danced till 3 am ,tried my luck at the casino(Blame 007 for this ,he made winning seem so easy ),made a profit of $40 and ran like a bat outta hell ,we spent 2 hour on the upper deck staring at the stars chit-chatting till about 4 am ,before going back to our rooms for some dumb charades...at 630 am I did what I was waiting for..went to the 6th deck where they have a jogging track and did 10 laps and immediately after that spent about half an hour in the pool (fortunately the pool was only 6 ft deep ),it had crystal clear sea water ,later spent half an hour in the Jacuzzi.

John Screwed

Yup 'felt' screwed up ,as I had only veg food ,no alcohol ,did not see the topless show ,did not try my luck with all the gorgeous women around me ! February ka mahina u c.

Prof/muks I think we must all do this once ,maybe go to Goa or Lakshwadeep..wot say ?

roger waters and the Cruise...

Us, and them And after all we're only ordinary men....................

I thought ,thought and lot thought and not thought of what not to actually write.....
The Show...mama mia had me floored . Any/all the critics who think otherwise can go fuck themselves to glory ...I have been reading reviews that not many could actually see the stage ,too bad man...LOOSERS!...Well it pays to know people in the right places..I was like 5 ft away from the stage and I was totally blown away...SOLD BAAP TOTALLY SOLD!
There is so much to write about the show , but with my limited knowledge of the english language ,am not too sure if I would do justice to this genius...So I wont venture..
I honestly feel sorry for all who could not be there.

Ok ..2moro am off on Star Cruise Libra...and u guys know how shit scared I am of water...but 2moro am going to put my fears to rest...maybe stand on the upper deck and pee..into the open sea.....P O E T R Y.............WAH !

EKLAVYA----EK HI KAAFI HAI RE

Agar Eklavya ye picture dekhta tho apni angoota nahin ,mundi hi kaatt de tha!

Vidhu ne AB ko gaadi gift kiya ,I am sure he must have asked it back....I mean w H A T the hell was Amitabh doing in a fuckol movie like this.

I have decided to go out and buy a limbu-mirch and tie it around my neck....I am jinxed when it comes to movies these days...my money is going down the drain ,my time is being wasted which I could do have utilized for doing something more constructive....Scratchin perhaps!

I have begun to like Saif as an actor..Vidya balan needs to go back to commercials,Boman is a total waste ,but for his Shakespearean lines,Sanjay dutt is lovable...rest is like...yawn ...what the furr...

We actually booked an entire screen at the Hub for our Corporate clients ,.....who I am sure will never want to do business with us ever again...

2moro is another day....2moro a part of my dreams will come true...Am headed for the Roger waters show !
Floyd is the only band ,besides my own ..that I have ever spent a penny on...\Whatever other music that I own have been begged-borrowed -flicked or ripped....
Boy how I wish the band was here..How I wish I could experience the magic of Syd...no sweat babes we will meet...maybe in hell someday...but meet we will...

Blood Diamond and Bloody Ms.Chaddi

Apun had a surge mixed emotions: pain, compassion, anger, discontent... .and a feeling that something more effective needs to be done to eliminate this madness .
The Philum is totaal paisa vasool..bole tho Dil garden garden ho gaya.

Maybe ,Mary and me sitting in different rows also added to the "emotion" quotient .

Ok ...something else that has been playing with me emotions,senses and sensibility is Ms.Shilpa Chaddi .The whole CBB was very well planned...why else would they pay a nobody like shilpa much higher than the rest for being a part of the show .I am sure that Jade was probably instigated by the producers to say things ,which the nut did.So her winning should not be a surprise either .....
Honestly ,racism jitna Hindustan ,bharat ya India mein hota hai ,kahin nahin hota...and moreover these fuckin desi's in UK/US elsewhere ,when they come down to India these chuts the way they behave would put the most Khattar racists to shame ...and these very maadhar C's created a ruckus on Jade's comments.

My humble request to the press and media ,please give Ms.Chaddi and her mom (if only her mom had paan and Gajra ....) a break...and give us a break too....

Black friday is next on the list ,have any of you seen it ?

I MUST CONFESS ABOUT RAAAKY....

It aint over 'til it's over....Y E A H BABY Y E A H

I must confess that I have been a huge Rocky fan.I must confess , I have watched the earlier Rocky's at least a 100 times.I must confess that I have woken up at 4 in the morning and had raw eggs ,like he did .

I must confess ,I puked !

Jokes apart ,Rocky has always been inspirational to me...through my younger days ,my training days ...I believed I was Rocko..I wanted to train like him ,I wanted to push myself like him ,I wanted to win like him .

Sly ,may not be the greatest of actors ,but I cant imagine anyone else essaying Rocky..not even the finest breed of actors .

Boss ,everything about the movie really charges me up ..for me its like (ok say it like Dhram paaji ) iss mein action hai ,emotion hai ,comedy hai ,trageedy hai, mujik hai ...

Please go watch Rocky ,its never about Baaxing but about the sheer will of one man...

I only person I wish does not watch this movie....Mithun da le da

HONEYMOON TRAVELS PVT LTD & saala-me-frisk me brains

We actually have a travel agent by that name ,but thats another story...

Me watching songs on the TV of the Honeymoon travels...and me thinks that Kay kay R O C K S...the man just freaks out in the song "Sajana vaari vaari"...Abhay deol's cool when it comes to some Latin dancing..the man does it with ease....ok more when one gets to c the movie....

Jitna kam bolo isske bare mein...woh zyada hai !! saalame risk has a warning in its name itself ,despite that I went along...

saala me frisk me brains...why did I ever go ...why did I spend 140/- why did I screw my saturday afternoon...

Sulaiman ...that chut with his angrizied hindi, and "just been rammed" hairstyle got to my nerves .But then everything about this movie got to my nerves.

The opening song...some scenes of Govindan( i like to call him that ), Sohil Khan (Good lord !) and Ms.Takia (all my corners are soft..just the coners ..for this babe )..were the only saving grace of this Dud .

Prof wants to see this movie ,hearty condolences boss ..aur kya bolun..Phir na kahna hum ne warrrniing nahin diya ....suffer !

made SRK's day !!..atlease I like to believe so

Dil Chur chur chanderchur ho gaya baap!because...

....SRK did not recognise my palms...the very same palms that had reached out to him and taken an autograph exactly 10 years back....I flashed the very same palms and he not the recognise !Bugga got a bad memory for good things looks like re .

However ,I thought it was extremely sweet of SRK to have honored my request to step outside the studio for a group photo along with my colleagues ,45 of us .My friend Suresh who has organised this trip would have never been forgiven by the women in our group had this photo op not taken place .

Muks ,apun grateful hai baap..tu SRK ka bedroom mein apun ko leke gaya....saalid baapu !

I managed to get an autograph for my baby joanna and SRK looked a bit pissed with me for asking him for a pen ,then actully pulling one out of his security's pocket and handing him a bitsy piece of paper to actually sign ! Baby happy ,tho sab happy....

pappu bhai ke request par phull photva dekho ....

"Annal Discount extended"

Good neuj....prime Physique is happy to extend its "annal discount" till the 31st of Jan 07 ...........

Thank God ,Prime did not have any advertising genius who might have wanted to add a tag line to it..."annal discount extened...and the only thing missing is "u"....

jai bajrang bali thod de dushman ki nalli !!!

introdak stion

apun bhi aakir ssc final year pass ho gaya...... eduketed ban gaya.....dekh bolg slog kar rela hai...welcoming to myself on the bloggers world...tame milega tho update karega !