Sunday, February 25, 2007

John Cruise

Yup u can call me that !

Wonderful wonderful experience ,we (24 of us ) started partying at about 8 pm eat-drank-danced till 3 am ,tried my luck at the casino(Blame 007 for this ,he made winning seem so easy ),made a profit of $40 and ran like a bat outta hell ,we spent 2 hour on the upper deck staring at the stars chit-chatting till about 4 am ,before going back to our rooms for some dumb charades...at 630 am I did what I was waiting for..went to the 6th deck where they have a jogging track and did 10 laps and immediately after that spent about half an hour in the pool (fortunately the pool was only 6 ft deep ),it had crystal clear sea water ,later spent half an hour in the Jacuzzi.

John Screwed

Yup 'felt' screwed up ,as I had only veg food ,no alcohol ,did not see the topless show ,did not try my luck with all the gorgeous women around me ! February ka mahina u c.

Prof/muks I think we must all do this once ,maybe go to Goa or Lakshwadeep..wot say ?

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

roger waters and the Cruise...

Us, and them And after all we're only ordinary men....................

I thought ,thought and lot thought and not thought of what not to actually write.....
The Show...mama mia had me floored . Any/all the critics who think otherwise can go fuck themselves to glory ...I have been reading reviews that not many could actually see the stage ,too bad man...LOOSERS!...Well it pays to know people in the right places..I was like 5 ft away from the stage and I was totally blown away...SOLD BAAP TOTALLY SOLD!
There is so much to write about the show , but with my limited knowledge of the english language ,am not too sure if I would do justice to this genius...So I wont venture..
I honestly feel sorry for all who could not be there.

Ok ..2moro am off on Star Cruise Libra...and u guys know how shit scared I am of water...but 2moro am going to put my fears to rest...maybe stand on the upper deck and pee..into the open sea.....P O E T R Y.............WAH !

Saturday, February 17, 2007

EKLAVYA----EK HI KAAFI HAI RE

Agar Eklavya ye picture dekhta tho apni angoota nahin ,mundi hi kaatt de tha!

Vidhu ne AB ko gaadi gift kiya ,I am sure he must have asked it back....I mean w H A T the hell was Amitabh doing in a fuckol movie like this.

I have decided to go out and buy a limbu-mirch and tie it around my neck....I am jinxed when it comes to movies these days...my money is going down the drain ,my time is being wasted which I could do have utilized for doing something more constructive....Scratchin perhaps!

I have begun to like Saif as an actor..Vidya balan needs to go back to commercials,Boman is a total waste ,but for his Shakespearean lines,Sanjay dutt is lovable...rest is like...yawn ...what the furr...

We actually booked an entire screen at the Hub for our Corporate clients ,.....who I am sure will never want to do business with us ever again...

2moro is another day....2moro a part of my dreams will come true...Am headed for the Roger waters show !
Floyd is the only band ,besides my own ..that I have ever spent a penny on...\Whatever other music that I own have been begged-borrowed -flicked or ripped....
Boy how I wish the band was here..How I wish I could experience the magic of Syd...no sweat babes we will meet...maybe in hell someday...but meet we will...

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Blood Diamond and Bloody Ms.Chaddi

Apun had a surge mixed emotions: pain, compassion, anger, discontent... .and a feeling that something more effective needs to be done to eliminate this madness .
The Philum is totaal paisa vasool..bole tho Dil garden garden ho gaya.

Maybe ,Mary and me sitting in different rows also added to the "emotion" quotient .

Ok ...something else that has been playing with me emotions,senses and sensibility is Ms.Shilpa Chaddi .The whole CBB was very well planned...why else would they pay a nobody like shilpa much higher than the rest for being a part of the show .I am sure that Jade was probably instigated by the producers to say things ,which the nut did.So her winning should not be a surprise either .....
Honestly ,racism jitna Hindustan ,bharat ya India mein hota hai ,kahin nahin hota...and moreover these fuckin desi's in UK/US elsewhere ,when they come down to India these chuts the way they behave would put the most Khattar racists to shame ...and these very maadhar C's created a ruckus on Jade's comments.

My humble request to the press and media ,please give Ms.Chaddi and her mom (if only her mom had paan and Gajra ....) a break...and give us a break too....

Black friday is next on the list ,have any of you seen it ?

Sunday, February 4, 2007

I MUST CONFESS ABOUT RAAAKY....

It aint over 'til it's over....Y E A H BABY Y E A H
I must confess that I have been a huge Rocky fan.I must confess , I have watched the earlier Rocky's at least a 100 times.I must confess that I have woken up at 4 in the morning and had raw eggs ,like he did .
I must confess ,I puked !
Jokes apart ,Rocky has always been inspirational to me...through my younger days ,my training days ...I believed I was Rocko..I wanted to train like him ,I wanted to push myself like him ,I wanted to win like him .
Sly ,may not be the greatest of actors ,but I cant imagine anyone else essaying Rocky..not even the finest breed of actors .
Boss ,everything about the movie really charges me up ..for me its like (ok say it like Dhram paaji ) iss mein action hai ,emotion hai ,comedy hai ,trageedy hai, mujik hai ...
Please go watch Rocky ,its never about Baaxing but about the sheer will of one man...
I only person I wish does not watch this movie....Mithun da le da